Starbucks and the Great Chicken McNugget Conspiracy
Saturday, December 3, 2005, 01:43 PM -
Rants
OK...I know this is getting away from Sophia news (she's is wonderful BTW), but I need to get this out.
It's been a few weeks since my very first Starbucks experience and now that I've had time to digest the situation I feel the need to vent.
On the way back from a recent doctor's appointment Erin declared that she would like a hot chocolate from Starbucks. Being the devoted husband that I am I declared that I would get her one. Conveniently, the recently added Starbucks on the corner of Long Pond and Ridgeway has a drive-thru. A bonus for me as I am lazy and had no desire to get out of my car to obtain said hot chocolate.
We drove up to the speaker and this is the conversation that followed with "princess bitch-fit" servicing the drive up window...
"Welcome to Starbucks. Can I help you?"
"Yes, I'd like a large hot chocolate..."
Queue the bitchy effeminate voice, "Sir, we have TALL...GRANDE...and VENTI..."
Now at this point I was confused. I looked at Erin...we both shook our heads. She told me to just get a venti...so I did.
So here's the thing. Correct me if I'm wrong, but most places have three sizes these days...small, medium, and large. If you have three sizes and I order a large, don't give me the ordering-nazi attitude, just give me the biggest size. I don't get it, why is the medium called GRANDE...doesn't GRANDE mean LARGE??? WTF?...and what's with this TALL bullshit. If it's a SMALL call it a SMALL. Don't give it a name that is the exact opposite of the word small. Is calling it a tall supposed to make me feel better about the fact that I just paid three dollars for a fucking dixie cup of coffee?!?! Somehow I doubt that VENTI is even a friggin' word.
It’s just like the damn McNuggets! What's with the McNuggets, you say? Oh, I'll explain...
The next time you go to McDonald's check the McNugget pricing... The 4 pc. is one dollar...the 6 pc. is almost three dollars and the 9 pc. is almost FIVE! I don't get it. Why the FUCK would I pay almost five dollars for 9 nuggets when I could buy three 4 pc. for less AND get MORE NUGGETS! They're screwing us! The way they see it people will automatically think that the large piece nuggets are cheaper...because that's the way everything else is. When you buy bigger sizes the unit price is less...hence...
MORE FOR YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY!Freakin' commies!
OK...I'm done. Strangely, I don't feel any better. Maybe I'll go burn down one of Ronald's kiddy fat farms...that should do the trick.
he he...
BURN IT TO THE GROUND!JOIN THE REVOLUTION!- Jeremy