This illustrates my frustrations perfectly...

I love my job.  I just hate the stupid tard end users that I am forced to talk to all day long!

I think I'm becoming an agoraphobic.

I hate commuting to work everyday. I refer to it as the GAUNTLET OF DEATH. I swear, everyday, some fucking tard nearly kills me. Statistically speaking, I think I'll be dead in three weeks! I'm bound to get killed by one of these assholes.

It's either running a red light, cutting me off or nearly ramming into me because some moron thinks that the conversation they're having on thier fucking cell phone is more important than paying attention to the fucking road!

It's like some strange test that I have to go through every day just to see if I'm worthy enough to get to work and get home again.

My dream is that slapping people becomes legal. Imagine it...

You get cut off in traffic...you pull up next to the flaming fuck-tard at a stop light...you get out of the car and knock on their window...they roll it down and...

WHACK, WHACK, WHACK

You then grab the cell phone out of their greasy hands and...

THROW IT ON THE GROUND AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON IT CRUSHING THAT STUPID ASS MONKEY PIECE OF TECHNO-SHIT!!!

Laughing maniacally you gather up the crushed pieces and toss it into their sniveling weasel asshole lap.

Smiling in serene satisfaction you take a deep breath and walk calmly back to your car...

Extreme? Not really. I bet you'd never catch that idiot on their cell phone again.

- Jeremy

Trip to Pamplona to run with the Bulls: $2500
Dockers Khakis: $40

Getting gored in the ass by a bull: PRICELESS

Here are the 5 basic rules to live by. Trust me, if you follow these rules you will, for the most part, keep yourself in the gene pool.

RULE #1
Don't eat yello snow.

If I have to explain this rule you should kill yourself.

RULE #2
If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.

Very important. It will teach you to just walk away and DON'T ASK!

RULE #3
If it's sloppy eat it over the sink.

This one is simple. Nobody likes a slob.

RULE #4
If smells like ass...don't eat/drink it

One of my coworkers violates this rule regularly and I cannot understand why.

RULE #5
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

People who violate this rule usually end up as candidates for a Darwin Award

Simple, straight forward and important. The Dead Smiley rules of life...know them, live them, love them.

- Jeremy

Here it is folks! I have proved my geekness. I finally got Sophia's ultrasound up on the web.

Click Here to download the video. Please understand that at 12 minutes it's not small. It's 13.1MB and it may take a while to download.

Well, I think that's enough of an update for now. I should have some new pics soon. Erin and I spent a couple of hours on Saturday afternoon at Mt. Hope Cemetery. I took some really great pics. I'm getting myself ready for a small photo project that I'll explain at a later date.

Peace, Love and Lasagna

- Jeremy