A young cowboy walks into a saloon. He sees an old cowboy sitting at the bar staring at a big bowl of steaming hot chili. He sits down, orders a drink and after several minutes he notices that the old cowboy hasn't touched his chili.

"Hey, you gonna eat that there chili?" He asks.

"Nope." Replies the old cowboy.

"You mind if I have it?"

The old cowboy glances at the young cowboy out of the corner of his eye, slides the bowl of chili across the bar and says, "Be my guest."

The young cowboy grabs the spoon and hungrily begins to devour the chili. He quickly reaches the bottom of the bowl only to find a dead mouse. He promptly vomits all the chili back into bowl.

The old cowboy glances at him again. "Yep, that's 'bout a far as I got."