Here are the 5 basic rules to live by. Trust me, if you follow these rules you will, for the most part, keep yourself in the gene pool.

RULE #1
Don't eat yello snow.

If I have to explain this rule you should kill yourself.

RULE #2
If you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.

Very important. It will teach you to just walk away and DON'T ASK!

RULE #3
If it's sloppy eat it over the sink.

This one is simple. Nobody likes a slob.

RULE #4
If smells like ass...don't eat/drink it

One of my coworkers violates this rule regularly and I cannot understand why.

RULE #5
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

People who violate this rule usually end up as candidates for a Darwin Award

Simple, straight forward and important. The Dead Smiley rules of life...know them, live them, love them.

- Jeremy